Just like you, but different
So I’m off to a friends house for to watch the Rugby, NZ v SA.
Wife has kindly agreed that she’ll drop me off and pick me up.
We stop at the beer shoppe and I go inside, she waits in the car.
I arrive back at car with the 12 pack of beer for my night out
“What happened to the Six-pack” she says looking at me
I glance down and say (pointing out my less than flat tummy), “Well I’ve never ever had one have I?”
She let out the longst most hurtfull sigh I have ever heard. 😦